if you’re reading this
a lump sum of money is on the way to you
- it happened today, damn that was like 3 days maybe?
It Works the money is on its way!
Need this.
Of course
It worked tho
I just won $500 off a scratch Ticket lottery.
ENERGY
u know when u peel a mandarin to eat for urself and then someone u love is there and like without even asking u feed them every other piece from ur hand…..why is love so sweet and intimate
Sometimes when I’m bored..I ghostwrite Nicki Minaj lyrics in my head….like..things she’d say in a song.
For example
“ Bitches is my sons, but I didn’t ABort it
All my records sale/sail you can all Aboard it
Just cop the whip but you can’t Afford it
You can’t relate you Honda Accord it!”
The fact that I read this in her voice in my head 😂😂😂
😂I love Nicki but she’d drop this then tweet “niggas don’t support real lyricist!”
“And this is the Fax according to me
If you can’t afford a car, you can’t roll with me
Got that pussy on swerve, but pull over please
What you thought? That a bitch would ride dick for free?!”
“Ride for free!? Nah, imma needa service FEE
You can catch me getting a tan, Over Seas!
She needed a PaP! I ain’t talkin Ovaries!”
When the album droppin?
Im krusty krab.. yall dumb bitches Chum bucket
Got that Wet pussy, he eat it on the beach…
What we call that? BIKINI BOTTOM
I’m the Professor you my kid, BLOSSOM
I Dodge’em like the bus in Rock BOTTOM
Yes, rock bottom Squarepants spongeBOB’EM
I Made them all FALL like leaves in AUTUMN
Real big PROBLEM but NO you can’t Solve’EM
chippednailpolishandstringyhair:
This is the best thing I’ve ever seen
lmfao
(Source: jasonriv37)
@apbajs @rhaignjironI AM ASCENDING
(Source: macca-was-the-walrus)
(0 plays)If video game characters lived together
What did I just watch.lol









